Off We Go

Follow the yellow brick road, you say? How about the cracked, pitted, pothole-ridden streets of Manhattan? The dusty, history-filled halls of the Museum of Natural History. Plush carpeting and bullet-proof glass in midtown. Crack-vials, vomit, and fog-machine residue in the Chapel Perilous. Peeling seat leather, sticky with the remnants of last night's barcrawl, greasy sweat, and whatever oozes out of the Time Square hookers on their way home in Unlucky Eddie's Taxicab. Healthy, sweet, green grass in Central Park.

Follow the clues. See where we'll take you.

Quote of the week:
"A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for."

–John Shedd